so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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