So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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