the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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