We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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