Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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