And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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