i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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