I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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