So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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