Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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