Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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