just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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