I looked at my own cervix.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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