Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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