Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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