You work out of a Hotel?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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