I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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