I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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