i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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