ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Randomize
