Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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