You're completely useless in the revolution.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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