last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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