i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
