I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Randomize
