The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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