All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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