don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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