your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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