no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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