yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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