I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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