i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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