I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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