I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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