For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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