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  Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob

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• Always use a rubber when sucking off a snowman, you don't want to catch slurpies.

  Submitted by gr8nate on Dec 8, 10 at 11:04pm

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  • Best

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 9, 10 at 1:29am

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• melts in your mouth not in your hand

  Submitted by jonyyy on Dec 8, 10 at 3:23pm

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• Haha... SNOWjob...

  Submitted by UnicornPlate on Dec 8, 10 at 3:16pm

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  • She's a snowblower..

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 8, 10 at 6:46pm

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    • ahahhahahahahaa

      Submitted by anet12 on Dec 9, 10 at 4:43am

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• Hope she didnt forget to play with his snowballs

  Submitted by ithr0craze on Dec 8, 10 at 6:31pm

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• IN soviet russia the snowman blows you

  Submitted by RAWR121 on Dec 8, 10 at 7:21pm

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• Too bad. If you had real snow, you could make him a slushie

  Submitted by said8ED on Dec 8, 10 at 6:26pm

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• Well played, "anonymous". Wally, your a dimwit.

  Submitted by rickscottisfired on Dec 8, 10 at 3:05pm

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• I think the last time LA got snow was in the 70s. This text is dumb.

  Submitted by raerae24 on Dec 10, 10 at 1:44am

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• Did he come to life and dance around?

  Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 8, 10 at 10:46pm

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• Now wonder why the carrot was placed so low on the snowman.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 8, 10 at 11:37pm

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• Ummm they were shitfaced and don't remember

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 2:44pm

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• As long as she didn't snowball her boyfriend after

  Submitted by mogmog on Dec 8, 10 at 11:41pm

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• Keeping it classy

  Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 8, 10 at 7:37pm

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• Now that's something that won't grow in your mouth, more like melt in your mouth; kind of like MM's :)

  Submitted by step11 on Dec 9, 10 at 9:14am

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• Haha no snow in the 818. Fired

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 5:10pm

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• "you're"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 5:35pm

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• It never snows in the valley

  Submitted by CNPgraphix on Dec 11, 10 at 7:26am

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• people making the no snow in LA area have never been to college... ever hear of not going to community college? some people actually go to other states... there's actually this place that snows and has colleges, it's just north of "get a map, you fuckwit"

  Submitted by mhorger on Dec 10, 10 at 1:48am

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• Your in Hollywood stop trying to be cool I have the same area code

  Submitted by iitdoesntmatter on Dec 11, 10 at 8:32pm

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• Hey, Laser Lips! Your momma was a snowblower!

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 1:03am

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• I don't get these texts that tell the person they are talking to what they did. Weren't they there? Or did they suddenly get amnesia? It's weird.

  Submitted by WallyTheWombat on Dec 8, 10 at 2:39pm

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