I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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