Betty ford says i'm here all night
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
