how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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