Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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