Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
whose parrot is this?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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