I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Randomize
