I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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