the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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