$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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