Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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