This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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