Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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