she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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