I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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