Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
