so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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