if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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