I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
