i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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