I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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