Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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