we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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